23Trying and trying to get back into the swing of writing. This is my first and probably only attempt at writing the new toon. Consider it an exercise in silliness.
That which is known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is owned by those who are known as Nickelodeon. The one that is known as Cynlee is that which is out of her mind.
That Which is Known as the Plot Bunny
The one that is known as April O'Neil gazed into the optic receptors of the Turtle that is known as Donatello.
"The one that is known as Donatello has captured the beating chest muscle known as the heart of the one known as me", the one known as April O'Neil said.
"The one that is known as April O'Neil has also captured the beating chest muscle known as the heart of the one known as the Turtle Donatello," replied the one that is known as the Turtle Donatello.
"We should tell the ones known as the Turtles of this," the one known as April O'Neil said, and the one known as the Turtle Donatello agreed.
"Agreed. But first the ones known as the Kra'ang are attacking. We must first defeat them, though they are far superior to the ones known as you and me," the one known as Donatello replied.
"The ones known as April O'Neil and the Turtle Donatello will surrender or Kra'ang will destroy them!" demanded Kra'ang.
"But Kra'ang, there are not enough Kra'ang present. We must contact Kra'ang or the one known as April O'Neil will defeat Kra'ang again," said Kra'ang, the one known as coward.
"Kra'ang objects to being called 'the one known as coward'," Kra'ang said, interrupting Kra'ang at his writing, causing Kra'ang to slightly jump in surprise.
"Kra'ang is invading that which is called 'personal space'," came the sharp rebuke. "Kra'ang would do well to remember that Kra'ang is participating in that which is called 'Down Time', and does not wish to be disturbed!"
"Kra'ang's down time involves that which is called the writing of fan-fiction?" Kra'ang sneered. "Where does Kra'ang keep his other items associated with those known as the 13-year-old fan girl?"
"Kra'ang denies the keeping of such items!" Kra'ang replied, a foot surreptitiously sliding a stray My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash, to be precise) further under his writing desk. "It is not Kra'ang's business what Kra'ang does on Kra'ang's own time."
"It IS Kra'ang's business when Kra'ang uses him as that which is known as the cannon fodder to be defeated by that which is known as the 'Mary Sue'."
Kra'ang rose from his seat, fists clenched.
"Kra'ang does not write that which is known as 'Mary Sue'! The one known as April O'Neil is that which is real!"
"Kra'ang, Please….. The one known as April O'Neil IS that which is known as the 'Mary Sue'. The 16-year-old human who masters that which is known as ninjitsu after the time period known as mere weeks cannot be anything except that which is the 'Mary Sue'. Ask any Kra'ang!"
"Kra'ang is not welcome in Kra'ang's chamber! Kra'ang must leave NOW!"
"Make Kra'ang!"
"Kra'ang does not make that which is known as refuse such as Kra'ang, he disposes of it in the appropriate location!"
Both Kra'ang were too busy to notice that the web-cam on Kra'ang's laptop had been activated and had been running for some time….
Meanwhile, back in Don's lab, Raph and Mike were not sure which was more hilarious—the epic bitch-fight of the Kra'ang, or the fact that one of them had called it where April was concerned.
What they did know was, there was no way either would ever mention it to April… OR Don, for that matter…
"Not until that which is known as the 'Perfect Moment' has arrived, that is," Mike gasped, and his still-laughing brother who usually found little common ground with him, wholeheartedly agreed.